drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully. 

(via horanmisery)

harrystears:

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

(via horanmisery)

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

(via horanmisery)

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via parscilla)

azulaang:

older-aang:

theinvisiblemonsters:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games

because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime

if not more

well you’re in luck then

THAT. LAUGH.

Katie Perry was also one those fools too

(via fairytale-miracle)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via sleepingwithalltimepanic)