Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Do. It. Now.
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Don’t forget: was that an out take or an actual scene of supernatural.
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
where do you belong and why?
—I think that I belong where people need me. I am constantly told that people feel comfortable around me and that I’m never a burden, and I really want to go into medicine. I don’t know that’s just a spitball I guess I should probably answer this in more detail when I don’t feel like I’m about to fall over.
also thank you so much for the ask it really made my day :)
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”