sleepnginthegardn:

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

I’ve seen this 15 times and just now got the joke

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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massatlarewatch:

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