Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

(via too-jew-for-you)

raininginreverse:

I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy 

(Source: leviohsaw, via alex-uhhh)

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(via lolpinecones)

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

hey can i tell you guys a jew joke?

isreali funny

(via parkingstrange)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via definitive)